Since returning from India my sleep patterns have begun to look a bit more like the average person’s. Yesterday evening, however, I took a dose of anti-histamines (explanation below) which knocked me flat by 8:30pm. Hence the reason I’m up again at 2am to receive the latest prod from Vernon. (I also received an e-mail this week from P W Fenton saying, “Caribbean Free Radio makes me look absolutely prolific”. I know, folks. Believe me when I say I’m trying).
RIP, Uncle Ellis:

One of my late father‘s wishes was that his musician friends play at his funeral. Which they did, bless their hearts — parang instrumentals and popular songs and calypsoes. The funeral of Ellis Chow Lin On, which took place yesterday, was practically a concert, with Chris “Tambu” Herbert, David Rudder, Shurwayne Winchester (who lost a devoted manager in Ellis’ passing), Roger George, Natalie Yorke, Carl Jacobs, Pelham Goddard, Carl “Beaver” Henderson and others giving “Uncle” Ellis the musical send-off he more than deserved.
It occurred to me today that I’d known Uncle Ellis for almost 20 years, mainly in his capacity as the father of my good friend Sharon, and uncle of Tony. Most people will probably remember him as one of the founders of the seminal band Charlie’s Roots, but Tony, in a loving tribute to his uncle (and mentor), also recalled his involvement with KH Records, a key player in the development of soca music in the 1970s. Writing in the Guardian on Monday, Debbie Jacob was spot on when she said that “in the cut-throat business of calypso defined by backbiting and cynicism, Ellis remained optimistic and kind. He always managed to smile. He was one of those old-time storytellers, a Chinese griot. . . .” Ellis Chow Lin On was really the loveliest of people.
Stung!: Engaging in a bit of praedial larceny (i.e. picking fruit from a tree at the side of the road) in the countryside over the weekend, I was stung by a wasp. A bit of Googling has since revealed that the best thing to have done in the circumstances would be to have instantly applied a bit of the juice of the purloined fruit (citrus) to the sting. This would have neutralised the poison, which hand sanitizer gel (the only thing vaguely medicinal I had on hand) apparently does not.
Two days later, my ear (site of the sting) is still red, swollen and slightly painful to the touch, and my scalp and the area just below my jaw are numb. I’ve discerned no effect on my behaviour except a slight bad mood, but I still don’t relish the idea of walking around with a head full of wasp venom. (This, by the way, is the reason I took the anti-histamines.) So if I suddenly stop blogging (even more), you’ll know it’s either because I’m dead or too busy stinging baddies in the guise of a wasp-powered superhero.
iPhone bet sets friend back $30:

The only reason I’m joining the chorus about Apple’s newly-announced iPhone is because I foolishly volunteered to put together a piece on international reactions to the thing for Global Voices, and because a friend of mine says he has a $30 bet on that I’m going to acquire one as soon as they become available in this neck of the woods.
I’m a bit surprised that this friend doesn’t know me better than that. In addition to not being a great fan of technological convergence in the gadget realm, all I really demand of a mobile phone is that it be able to make and receive calls (my ownership of two fairly feature-rich units notwithstanding). Which is not to say that I deny the importance of cell phones with kick-ass features to people in communities with limited access to computers and the internet, or the value of SMS as an easy and inexpensive means of disseminating information. (Incidentally, my compatriot Taran Rampersad is predicting that 2007 may be the year of the mobile phone — and he may just be right).
Nor am I denying that the iPhone is so beautiful it makes you want to weep, and has some features that are completely and totally to die for.
Thing is, I don’t need an iPhone. So unless somebody offers me one as a gift, I won’t be owning one any time soon. Besides, the damn thing costs US$500: know how many Kiva.org entrepreneurs I could finance with that kind of cash?? Nikipedia says he’s getting one, however, so I could always play with his.
Stolen MacBook: This one’s a long shot, and mainly directed at local readers. A friend of mine had her 15″ PowerBook stolen from her car over the weekend. The serial number is SW85160Y3RG4. If it happens to cross your path, please give me a shout.
It’s 4am. Back to bed for this delinquent podcaster.